Wednesday, July 29, 2015
We should hobble law-breakers.
Why build walls and hire guards to restrict movement when removing a foot from a leg costs next to nothing? In today’s information-based economy hands are important. You don’t need both feet to take orders at Zappos. You need them to run and climb fences, which might what got you thrown in jail in the first place. Hobbling offers an offender constant reminders of his or her errors, saves the country billions and maintains a usable workforce. It is quick, easy and I’m fairly certain presents a sound deterrent to future crimes.
With that, I announce that I am seeking the Republican nomination for President
Posted by Michael J. Martineck at 3:18 PM